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Know Thine Enemy: Royals Review
Hey its the Twins who are sitting at, let me check my notes, a blistering 22-33. Wow. Can we go back to, uh, 2020?
Anyway J.A Happ is happening today. I have roughly 0 feelings about that, so insert your own here. Kris Bubic starts for KC which has some serious pun potential in Kris Bubonic, and the just silly enough to mask how mean spirited it is Kris Pubic. Also Kris Punic Wars? Ah shit look out, the Royals are crossing the Alps riding elephants for some reason!
Kris Cubic Zirconia? I don’t know.
If you are reading this I forgot to come back later and post lineups and I officially resign from Twinkie Town in shame.
It is I, SooFoo Fan, bringing you the lineups:
|Kyle Garlick - RF||Whit Merrifield - 2B|
|Josh Donaldson - 3B||Carlos Santana - 1B|
|Jorge Polanco - SS||Salvador Perez - DH|
|Nelson Cruz - DH||Andrew Benintendi - LF|
|Trevor Larnach - LF||Jorge Soler - RF|
|Miguel Sano - 1B||Hunter Dozier - 3B|
|Ryan Jeffers - C||Michael Taylor - CF|
|Gilberto Celestino - CF||Hanser Alberto - SS|
|Nick Gordon - 2B||Cam Gallagher - C|
|J.A. Happ - LHP||Kris Bubic - LHP|