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Game 56 or Whatever: Twins at Royals

Try not to get swept at least, I guess!

Minnesota Twins v Cleveland Indians Photo by: 2021 George Kubas/Diamond Images via Getty Images

First Pitch: 7:10 PM Central
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Know Thine Enemy: Royals Review

Hey its the Twins who are sitting at, let me check my notes, a blistering 22-33. Wow. Can we go back to, uh, 2020?

Anyway J.A Happ is happening today. I have roughly 0 feelings about that, so insert your own here. Kris Bubic starts for KC which has some serious pun potential in Kris Bubonic, and the just silly enough to mask how mean spirited it is Kris Pubic. Also Kris Punic Wars? Ah shit look out, the Royals are crossing the Alps riding elephants for some reason!

Kris Cubic Zirconia? I don’t know.


If you are reading this I forgot to come back later and post lineups and I officially resign from Twinkie Town in shame.

It is I, SooFoo Fan, bringing you the lineups:

Today's Lineups

Kyle Garlick - RF Whit Merrifield - 2B
Josh Donaldson - 3B Carlos Santana - 1B
Jorge Polanco - SS Salvador Perez - DH
Nelson Cruz - DH Andrew Benintendi - LF
Trevor Larnach - LF Jorge Soler - RF
Miguel Sano - 1B Hunter Dozier - 3B
Ryan Jeffers - C Michael Taylor - CF
Gilberto Celestino - CF Hanser Alberto - SS
Nick Gordon - 2B Cam Gallagher - C
J.A. Happ - LHP Kris Bubic - LHP