Game 56 or Whatever: Twins at Royals

First Pitch: 7:10 PM Central
Amplitude/Frequency Modulation Compatible Devices: WCCO 830, Audacy, The Wolf 102.9 FM, TIBN
Parabolic Antennae, Coaxial Cable, or Legitimate Internet Streams: Bally Sports North
Know Thine Enemy: Royals Review

Hey its the Twins who are sitting at, let me check my notes, a blistering 22-33. Wow. Can we go back to, uh, 2020?

Anyway J.A Happ is happening today. I have roughly 0 feelings about that, so insert your own here. Kris Bubic starts for KC which has some serious pun potential in Kris Bubonic, and the just silly enough to mask how mean spirited it is Kris Pubic. Also Kris Punic Wars? Ah shit look out, the Royals are crossing the Alps riding elephants for some reason!

Kris Cubic Zirconia? I don’t know.

Lineups!

If you are reading this I forgot to come back later and post lineups and I officially resign from Twinkie Town in shame.

It is I, SooFoo Fan, bringing you the lineups: