First Pitch: 7:10
Teletubbies: Bally Sports Bally North
Long Winded List of Radio Stations I’ll never memorize: WCC0 830, Audacy, The Wolf 102.9 FM, TIBN, twinsbeisbol.com
Know Thine Enemy: Halos Heaven
One last chance to see a Cruz Bomba (at least for the Twins.) unless he’s pulled from the lineup. Yeah they took him out of the lineup. :( :( :( :( the sadness is infinite.
I got weird hatemail about how unprofessional and not-cute I am last time the Twins lost and I ingnored the recap in favor of weird sci-fi fanfics. So if the Twins lose tonight, whatever weird “recap” I decide on will be dedicated to you, guy who gets oddly upset about a random blog doing a bad I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream Parody.
|David Fletcher - 2B||Jorge Polanco - 2B|
|Shohei Ohtani - DH||Max Kepler - RF|
|Justin Upton - LF||Josh Donaldson - DH|
|Jared Walsh - 1B||Miguel Sano - 1B|
|Max Stassi - C||Ryan Jeffers - C|
|Brandon Marsh - CF||Trevor Larnach - LF|
|Jose Iglesias - SS||Willians Astudillo - 3B|
|Adam Eaton - RF||Gilberto Celestino - CF|
|Jack Mayfield - 3B||Andrelton Simmons - SS|
|Andrew Heaney - LHP||Kenta Maeda - RHP|