Game 153: Blue Jays at Twins

First Pitch: 6:40 PM CT
Radio: TIBN, WCCO 830, Audacy, The Wolf 102.9 FM
Televiz: Bally Sports North
Know Thine Enemy: Blue Bird Banter

Behold your weakness and cower within your powerless flesh cell. I am an unknowable being from beyond time, the bearer of entropy, and the exit at the end of the void. I have occupied the corporeal meat of this once insignificant internet blogger in order to relay to you the only truth that can be found in the uninhibited chaos of the 48 realms of existence.

Stare into me with the very essence of your soul, let the purity of insanity subsume you, and know this:

Baseball is played with baseballs and that has the word “balls” in it and that’s kinda funny if you think about it.

Okay bye.