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Twins 7, Blue Jays 2: Quality recap warning

Twins win though, so that’s cool, I guess.

By Tawny Jarvi@TawnyFroggy Sep 23, 2021, 11:33pm EDT

I have a killer headache. It is late September in a horrible losing season, TJ just left to the big farm in the country where all the old blog editors live, and the cult I joined is promising me the world is ending tomorrow, so here’s a really quick recap so I can go to bed. I’m sorry, we all have bad days.

Nick Gordon hit good, Twins win! I tried to draw an MS Paint touchpad art of Nick Gordon hitting a dinger, but it turned into Nick Gordon flying on a rocket hoverboard and chasing a baseball while holding a rolling pin.

Is this good enough?

Yes?

Okay here’s a run recap at least.

Jays 1, Twins 0 - Lourdes Gurriel double.
Jays 1, Twins 1 - Jorge Polanco single
Jays 1, Twins 2 - Mitch Garver single
Jays 2, Twins 2 - Teoscar Hernandez homerun
Jays 2, Twins 3 - Luis Arraez RBI groundout
Jays 2, Twins 6 - Nick Gordon TRIPLE DONG HELL YEAH
Jays 2, Twins 7 - Nick Gordon single

Good night.

STUDS: Nick Gordon

DUDS: Tawny

Extremely sad roll call!1!

# Recs	Commenter	Comment Link
2	JoelHernandez	First Day since TJ is gone so I can finally win COTG
2	Tawny Jarvi	I'm going to have to apply to the job just to keep Joel down.
2	Tawny Jarvi	I'm suddenly horribly ill and worried my organs are all failing at being organs again.
2	JoelHernandez	What is the problem with your organ
2	Tawny Jarvi	I will attempt to not get sick again.
1	Tawny Jarvi	twism
1	Imakesandwichesforaliving	The TC logo on Buxton's helmet is crooked.
1	Imakesandwichesforaliving	I didn't know
1	James Fillmore	You are hereby forbidden from having any further medical worries until age 60
1	JustAnotherMinnesotan	Here's story... Bad for baseball
1	James Fillmore	I get lots of cranky old people who are mad everything's breaking
1	Tawny Jarvi	I was only massive sick/pain for like half a year and I could tell if I had to live like that forever I would be the whiniest grumpies human ever.
1	JustAnotherMinnesotan	Sen. Smith is on it... Here's that article...
1	Tawny Jarvi	Since TJ moved to a farm in the country with enough land to run free and we haven't hired a new Blog boss yet, do I really NEED to write a recap???

Comment of the day goes to Jeff.

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