Game 140: Twins at Cleveland

First Pitch: 5:10 Central
Telly: Bally Sports North
Radio: WCC0 830, TIBN, Audacy, The Wolf 102.9 FM
Know Thine Enemy: Covering the Corner

Wow its game 140, I guess? I still have to recap 2 more games this season? Can we not just forfeit? Who am I? What am I doing with my life? Are you all just figments of my imagination as I, the last known soul, slowly eke out a life drawing energy from the last dying black hole in a dead and silent universe while desperately trying to distract myself from the cold and horrible truth that all life is finite and the unfeeling void will consume us all?

Anyway here’s a horse joke from my Laffy Taffy wrapper.

“What did the horse say when he fell down?”
“Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

LINEUPS TBA, please add them or comment them below if you can, I’ll be gone for the first bit of the game getting my new glasses. I’ll be able to SEE if none of you listened to this request.