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Monday Morning Minnesota: Spring about to sprung edition

Baseball is so close that I can almost taste it! Trust me, I know how balls taste!

Chicago White Sox v Minnesota Twins Photo by Brace Hemmelgarn/Minnesota Twins/Getty Images

Previously on Twink Town:

Elsewhere in Twins Territory:

  • Michael Fulmer will not be returning and is now a Cub. I feel like the Twins really should have brought him back, but I’m also wrong 99% of the time, so maybe it is good they didn’t.
  • But if I’m wrong 99% of the time and use that info to believe the opposite of what I would normally believe does that mean that I’m wrong about being wrong and am thus right?
  • Oh no, my brain!

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