Game 55: Royals at Twins

First Pitch: 6:40 PM
TV: Barely Superior to Nothin’
Radio: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102.9 FM, Audacy
Know Thine Enemy: Royals Review

(Lyrics below are set to match the meter & rhyme of this vocal cover.)

2, 4, 6, 8:
It’s time to step to the plate,
Await the pitch; you never want to be late
And now the ball is long gone;
Offense scoring on and on.

Come to play here;
You know our mission is clear:
To send the Royals to a prison of drear
And with a team on the rise,
Winning we’ll monopolize

‘Cause you’re invited now inside our stands,
-side our stands, -side our stands.
Where loud applause has amplified your hands,
-fied your hands, fied your hands.
You’ll be excited now inside our stands,
-side our stands, -side our stands,
Our brand of baseball will incite our fans
To enjoying the victory in our plans.

It’s a thrill, Ober on the hill,
‘Cause he’ll still be throwing hard, dominant of will,
(Normally the lineup in the lyrics would be next,
But in the verses yet remaining I’m a bit devoid of text.)

Get your butt inside our stands,
-side our stands, -side our stands,
Where you’ll be one of our devoted fans
With a bevy of baseball in your plans.

Yes, we must concede
Fandom here is a need;
Gold and red we bleed,
Minnesota our creed!

Got you here inside our stands,
-side our stands, -side our stands;
You’re now among our most devoted fans
With a bevy of baseball in your plans!

Base game screenshot via Fasgort (YouTube); Polaroid pixel art adapted from scribble pixels (Tumblr)