A mean, mean man. That is to say average, average.
Phillies 13, Twins 2: They blew up the pitchin’ man in Philly last night
And they blew up the bullpen, too.
Game CXVIII: Twins @ Phillies
Fans in Veterans Stadium used to throw batteries at opponents. This should be less hostile. A bit.
Twins 3, Diamondbacks 2: Alone again, homerly
Three solo dingers and ∞ LOB aside, the pitching saves the day again for Minnesota.
Byron Buxton to IL; Twins claim Jordan Luplow off waivers
All the Twins roster moves you’re dying to know.
Game CXI: DBacks @ Twins
No, they’re not a great team, but they’re usually better this year than the Twins.
Twins at Cardinals
This is the gamethread hello
Royals 8, Twins 5 (10 inn): System crash
Bobby Witt went 4-5, Twins batters struck out 14 times. Hence the score.
Game CV: Twins @ Royals
Time to start a new winning streak. Or not. Vote your preference now!
Twins 9, White Sox 4: Everything flying at Target Field tonight
There were six homers and the Twins had four of them. So they won. (It’d be more Twins-y if they had two more homers and lost.)
Game XCIX: White Sux @ Twins
The team you love to hate, besides all those other ones, comes to town.