A mean, mean man. That is to say average, average.
All the Twins roster moves you’re dying to know.
No, they’re not a great team, but they’re usually better this year than the Twins.
Bobby Witt went 4-5, Twins batters struck out 14 times. Hence the score.
There were six homers and the Twins had four of them. So they won. (It’d be more Twins-y if they had two more homers and lost.)
The team you love to hate, besides all those other ones, comes to town.
Juicy LOBster and 14 Ks — what else is new?
At least if the Twins stink to start the second half, barely anyone will be there to watch.