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Blogging about the Minnesota Twins since 2010. Been a baseball fan since I was born. Managing Twinkie Town since 2016. I love the Hiroshima Toyo Carp. Yes, that's Jose Bautista batting behind me. Writer, Juris Doctor, and overall internet connoisseur.

Jorge Polanco hits for the cycle against the Phillies

The Twins shortstop becomes the eleventh player to complete the feat in team history.

Twins announce that they are... lowering concession prices?

I have no idea what in the darn-tootin’ happened, but this is amazing.

Just kidding about the Xavier Moore thing

Time to, uh, burn all your... Xavier Moore jerseys?

Twins trade Zack Granite to Rangers for minor league pitcher Xavier Moore

TIME TO BURN ALL YOUR ZACK GRANITE JERSEYS!

Twins are moving Fernando Romero to the bullpen

The team feels that the once very promising starting pitcher has a better MLB future in relief.

Willians Astudillo cut his hair

Everybody calm down, because the magic didn’t even come from the hair in the first place.

Joe Nathan to finally be inducted into the Twins Hall of Fame in 2019

Seems like this should have already happened, doesn’t it?

Miguel Sano hits monster home run in Dominican Winter League debut

Looks like the third baseman’s offseason work might be paying off.

Willians Astudillo hits clutch home run from his knee in Venezuelan Winter League

Just put him in the Hall of Fame now.

Twinkie Town’s best of 2018

We wrote a couple things in 2018 and I guess these were the most popular things? But I don’t know, you can decide for yourself.