Game Recaps
Cleveland 12, Twins 3: A full squad implosion
This was an ugly one
Twins 6, Cleveland 3: Back on target
The Twins earned a split of today’s doubleheader.
Cleveland 3, Twins 1: We can’t have nice things
The Twins dropped game 1 of the doubleheader, and Joe Ryan got inured.
Royals 5, Twins 3: Losing it late
An 8th inning run off the Minnesota bullpen and many Twins left on base gave the Royals the rubber game of this series
Royals 6, Twins 4 (Manfredball 11th): Battle for last place so, so much more boring than score indicates
I lost track of what was happening in the game and my night and I so don’t care
Cleveland 4, Twins 1: Who even cares????
No one watched this game.
Twins 3, Cleveland 0: Joe Ryan? More like Nolan Ryan
Joe Ryan threw 6 1⁄3 perfect innings in his second MLB start
Twins 3, Cleveland 0: We have a win streak
The Twins got some great pitching and just enough hitting to take their third game in a row.
Twins 6, Rays 5: Who TF is supposed to be doing this recap
What the living heck, there should be a draft in the dashboard by now, are you people all completely drunk, I won’t judge.
Rays 5, Twins 3: Relation sensation
Does an indoor team that’s been competitive for the better part of a decade through ownership threats remind you of anybody?
Cubs 3, Twins 0: Joe Ryan’s strong debut marred by sputtering offense
The offense continues to struggle, but Joe Ryan!
Cubs 3, Twins 1: Hard to win when you can’t score
The Twins offense just kept shooting itself in the foot tonight.
Twins 2, Brewers 0: All the feelings
Buxton’s back, the Twins are victoriomnous, summer and baseball are still around for awhile yet.
Red Sox 12, Twins 2: It was bad, yo
Really just not fun to watch.
Twins 9, Red Sox 6 (10 innings): A roller coaster that finally ends on a high note
Colomé collapses, but Donaldson and Cave come through in extras
Red Sox 11, Twins 9: Comeback falls short
The Twins almost did a thing, but ultimately failed to do the thing.
Yankees 10, Twins 2: Run on
Which referred to some sentences at first before I got bored by it.
Twins 8, Cleveland 7 (11 innings): Polanco’s magic continues
Colomé collapses but Polanco delivers yet again
Cleveland 3, Twins 1: No offense
Bailey Ober turned in a quality start but the Twins’ bats couldn’t back him up.
Rays 10, Twins 4: Such a drag when you’re livin’ in the past
A bit of a digression, but you’ll live.
Twins 1, White Sox 0: Polanco, rookie pitching strike again
Second consecutive strong start by a rookie sends Twins to series win
Twins 5, Astros 4: Bullpen (?!?) wins XXtra Manfredball on Sano throw
No, it won’t happen often and doesn’t matter. But it happened, and it’s my sworn duty to type to you about it.
Rob Refsnyder 5, Astros 3: Twins almost blow it, eventually do not.
We’re gonna win Refsnyders, we’re gonna score!
Reds 6, Twins 5: Comeback falls short
A late-inning comeback wasn’t quite enough in Cincy
Twins 7, Reds 5: A pitcher’s best friend
The Twins used 3-run home runs by Mitch Garver and Jorge Polanco to beat the Reds.
Cardinals 5, Twins 1: Welcome to 2021, if you missed everything through July
And, if you did, you’re better off mentally than most of us.
Tigers 17, Twins 14: Twins lose a football game
Almost a phenomenal comeback ... but yet another crushing defeat
Tigers 6, Twins 5: Grand slams all around
Both teams’ catchers hit grand slams today, so that’s pretty cool.
Twins 5, Angels 4: Hot sweaty nighttime exertions conceive a win
The Twins’ bullpen is... better than the other team’s? Just this once, we’ll allow it.
Angels 3, Twins 2: What is even happening?!
The Twins lose a weird game in a post-Nelson world.
Twins 7, White Sox 2: Well that was weird
The Twins earned a split against White Sox