Royals 6, Twins 4 (Manfredball 11th): Battle for last place so, so much more boring than score indicates
I lost track of what was happening in the game and my night and I so don’t care
Joe Ryan threw 6 1⁄3 perfect innings in his second MLB start
What the living heck, there should be a draft in the dashboard by now, are you people all completely drunk, I won’t judge.
The offense continues to struggle, but Joe Ryan!
Colomé collapses, but Donaldson and Cave come through in extras
Colomé collapses but Polanco delivers yet again
A bit of a digression, but you’ll live.
Second consecutive strong start by a rookie sends Twins to series win
No, it won’t happen often and doesn’t matter. But it happened, and it’s my sworn duty to type to you about it.
We’re gonna win Refsnyders, we’re gonna score!
And, if you did, you’re better off mentally than most of us.
The Twins’ bullpen is... better than the other team’s? Just this once, we’ll allow it.