Game Recaps
Twins 14, Athletics 4: Offensive Rebound
Correa’s return sparks dormant bats
Athletics 5, Twins 2: At least we have Royce Lewis
Homers from Gary Sanchez and Royce Lewis were not enough to push the Twins to a victory tonight.
Twins 3, Athletics 1: Another low-scoring win in the books
Royce Lewis, Gary Sanchez, and the pitching staff come through
Twins 12, Guardians 8: Pitching? Defense? What are those?
A monster two-out rally gives Minnesota a lead they can’t sloppy away.
Astros 11, Twins 3: Just getting warmed up for game three, right?
The Twins must have not wanted to complete this one.
Astros 5, Twins 0: At least we got a hit
Joe Ryan day was cancelled in favor of Justin Verlander day.
Minnesota 4, Oakland 3: Twins players love their moms enough to win
Do the Twins love their mothers enough to win a game?
Twins 2, A’s 1: Night of the living rookies
Early-career milestones for two hitters and a pitcher deliver a mostly stress-free close win... until the very end...
Orioles 5, Twins 3: despite all my rage, I am still just a nincompoop on a base
(And also giving up homeruns is bad, in this ted talk I will...)
Orioles 9, Twins 4: Circus Baseball
Bad Luck Bundy and the Gloves let the Twins down
Twins 7, Orioles 2: Keeping the ball rolling
The hitting and pitching in the second half of the game carried the Twins to their 11th win in their last 12 games.
Twins 2, Orioles 1: Paddack, bullpen lock down the Orioles
Chris Paddack was good, the bullpen was even better, and the Twins’ offense did just enough
Twins 9, Rays 3: Be kinder re Winder
Minnesota takes the rubber and the rubber match.
Rays 6, Twins 1: Over early and done fast
At least you didn’t waste too much of your allotted lifespan on this one.
Twins 7, Tigers 1: So long and thanks for all the errors
"Oops!" - Various Tigers while fielding
Twins 5, Tigers 0: Swift dominance
In all three phases of the game, Minnesota trounced ‘em.
Twins 6, White Sox 4 (10 inn.): Byron on all cylinders
call him buXXXton because he is DIRTY
Twins 2, White Sox 1: The craziest finish in recent memory
Another boring offensive performance gets completely turned around by weird Bizarro Baseball Luck.
Twins 1, Royals 0: Thank you for your sacrifice
Basically entire team hitting under the Mendoza line? No problem!
Royals 4, Twins 3: Salvador Perez mashes two homers
The Twins had an early lead but the Royals hit a few solo homers to win the game
Twins 8, Red Sox 3: Bats wake up, Bundy delivers again
Dylan Bundy is apparently good, and the Twins hit the baseball(s)!
Twins 8, Red Sox 4: Ryan pitches well, Buxton leaves with “knee soreness”
Talk about your good news/bad news situation.
Dodgers 7, Twins 0: Absolutely Imperfect Day
Twins never stood a chance against future Hall of Famer
Dodgers 7, Twins 2: Bullpen squanders Archer’s debut
The Twins got a good debut from Chris Archer but the pitching and defense faltered late.
Twins 4, Mariners 0: No home runs needed
The Twins used a different approach to earn a series split with the Mariners
Twins 10, Mariners 4: The homer show continues
Longball after longball after longball after longball after...
Mariners 2, Twins 1: We’re gonna need a bigger boat
The Twins’ 2022 pitching strategy is just as successful as you hoped, and the team just as successful as you feared.
Twins 7, Royals 3: Mission Accomplished*
Minnesota avoids a 90-loss campaign thanks to some usual suspects
Royals 11, Twins 6: Philosophers’ roundtable
Being the quest to Know All about what goes on in baseball dugout conversations, and other matters.
Tigers 10, Twins 7: Gain a lead, lose a lead
Buxton Good, Bullpen Bad: A tale a old as time.
Twins 5, Tigers 2: Jorge and Big Mike are enough
The Twins rode an early Jorge bomb and a strong start by Big Mike
Twins 3, Tigers 2: Almost blowing a save is still a save
The Twins were carried by good pitching throughout most of the game as they take the first game of the series.