Game Recaps
Twins 7, Royals 3: Mission Accomplished*
Minnesota avoids a 90-loss campaign thanks to some usual suspects
Royals 11, Twins 6: Philosophers’ roundtable
Being the quest to Know All about what goes on in baseball dugout conversations, and other matters.
Tigers 10, Twins 7: Gain a lead, lose a lead
Buxton Good, Bullpen Bad: A tale a old as time.
Twins 5, Tigers 2: Jorge and Big Mike are enough
The Twins rode an early Jorge bomb and a strong start by Big Mike
Twins 3, Tigers 2: Almost blowing a save is still a save
The Twins were carried by good pitching throughout most of the game as they take the first game of the series.
Twins 3, Blue Jays 1: Ober wins, commenters get prizes!
Who said I never gave you anything? Except I didn’t, TJ did, but I’m an "idea broker."
Twins 7, Blue Jays 2: Quality recap warning
Twins win though, so that’s cool, I guess.
Twins 5, Cubs 4: Joe Ryan is back, and he’s still good
Joe Ryan, Max Kepler led the Twins to a solid all-around win
Twins 9, Cubs 5: I hope you like offense
The Twins fell behind early, but the offense came alive later in the game to get them the win.
Twins 7, Blue Jays 3: Live by the bomba, die by the bomba, but not tonight (the die part)
Twins slug their way into a gift for teams you like less.
Cleveland 12, Twins 3: A full squad implosion
This was an ugly one
Twins 6, Cleveland 3: Back on target
The Twins earned a split of today’s doubleheader.
Cleveland 3, Twins 1: We can’t have nice things
The Twins dropped game 1 of the doubleheader, and Joe Ryan got inured.
Royals 5, Twins 3: Losing it late
An 8th inning run off the Minnesota bullpen and many Twins left on base gave the Royals the rubber game of this series
Royals 6, Twins 4 (Manfredball 11th): Battle for last place so, so much more boring than score indicates
I lost track of what was happening in the game and my night and I so don’t care
Cleveland 4, Twins 1: Who even cares????
No one watched this game.
Twins 3, Cleveland 0: Joe Ryan? More like Nolan Ryan
Joe Ryan threw 6 1⁄3 perfect innings in his second MLB start
Twins 3, Cleveland 0: We have a win streak
The Twins got some great pitching and just enough hitting to take their third game in a row.
Twins 6, Rays 5: Who TF is supposed to be doing this recap
What the living heck, there should be a draft in the dashboard by now, are you people all completely drunk, I won’t judge.
Rays 5, Twins 3: Relation sensation
Does an indoor team that’s been competitive for the better part of a decade through ownership threats remind you of anybody?
Cubs 3, Twins 0: Joe Ryan’s strong debut marred by sputtering offense
The offense continues to struggle, but Joe Ryan!
Cubs 3, Twins 1: Hard to win when you can’t score
The Twins offense just kept shooting itself in the foot tonight.
Twins 2, Brewers 0: All the feelings
Buxton’s back, the Twins are victoriomnous, summer and baseball are still around for awhile yet.
Red Sox 12, Twins 2: It was bad, yo
Really just not fun to watch.
Twins 9, Red Sox 6 (10 innings): A roller coaster that finally ends on a high note
Colomé collapses, but Donaldson and Cave come through in extras
Red Sox 11, Twins 9: Comeback falls short
The Twins almost did a thing, but ultimately failed to do the thing.
Yankees 10, Twins 2: Run on
Which referred to some sentences at first before I got bored by it.
Twins 8, Cleveland 7 (11 innings): Polanco’s magic continues
Colomé collapses but Polanco delivers yet again
Cleveland 3, Twins 1: No offense
Bailey Ober turned in a quality start but the Twins’ bats couldn’t back him up.
Rays 10, Twins 4: Such a drag when you’re livin’ in the past
A bit of a digression, but you’ll live.