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Oh, hello! I didn’t see you there, sorry. I was busy reading this book on the fabulous Twinkie Town library table. Come, have a seat. Make yourself comfortable.

What brings you here today? Would you like some water? You might have to get that yourself because this is just a website. Sorry.

However, what I can offer you is some great literature Twinkie Town has given to the world. If you’re looking for the "Now That’s What I Call Music" of Twinkie Town, you are in the right place. The following is the best stuff our website has offered over the past many years.

Before you begin, I just want to say I am so, so sorry, and I hope you like Nick Punto jokes.


The McDonald’s FanPost


An Oral History of Nick Punto Sliding Head First Into First Base


FIRE GARY!!!11111 (the comments)


Why "Manny Ramirez" will always be the best answer to who should play shortstop for the Twins


Our entire section dedicated to Ron Gardenhire Fan Fiction


AIRWOLF


Source: Kevin Correia is on his way to your house to beat you up


Twins, Mauer at loss to explain ‘Sexx Dragon’ nickname


The Metrodome was just bulldozed to make an even crappier baseball stadium


A.J. Pierzynski Talks About His Favorite Things to Aggravate in Minnesota


Joe Mauer’s Milk Power Rankings


It’s been 5 years since the trade that changed nothing for the Twins (AKA Nick Punto jokes)


Twins Warn Buxton: Triples Are "Showing Off"


Nick Punto (literally) comments on Olympian sliding across finish line


Top ten reasons why Joe Mauer sucks


The time Danny DiVito wore Nick Punto’s jersey and celebrated with him and this is a real thing

The Delmon Young Center For Kids Who Can't Field Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good, Too


Little-known facts about Nick Punto


More Nick Punto jokes


The time Nick Punto got a bike (please read the comments)


Joe Mauer enters Ed Sheeran phase


Some more Nick Punto jokes

Delmon Young Tries New Approach, Uses Hibachi Grill in Left Field During Game

LNP GET MONEY GET PAID