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Ron Gardenhire Fan Fiction

The thoughts and adventures of Ron Gardenhire, or so imagined.

Tales from a Not-Season: It’s been a hell of a ride

LNP bids Gardy adieu

Ron Gardenhire Reviews the Gilmore Girls

The former Twins manager gives his thoughts on the Netflix revival of the popular family drama.

Glengardy: A motivation speech to the bullpen

Ron Gardenhire is called in to give a motivational speech to the Twins bullpen

Scenes from a NOT-season, Volume 7

When it's on-season, you're playing baseball. When it's off-season, you're thinking about playing baseball. When you're a fired manager with no new job? It's a NOT-season.

Scenes from a NOT season, Volume 6

When it's on-season, you're playing baseball. When it's off-season, you're thinking about playing baseball. When you're a fired manager with no new job? It's a NOT-season.

Scenes from a NOT season, Volume 5

When it's on-season, you're playing baseball. When it's off-season, you're thinking about playing baseball. When you're a fired manager with no new job? It's a NOT-season.

Scenes from a NOT season, Volume 4

When it's on-season, you're playing baseball. When it's off-season, you're thinking about playing baseball. When you're a fired manager with no new job? It's a NOT-season.

Scenes from a NOT season, Volume 3

Ron Gardenhire reflects on what he has done in his life in an attempt to define his self-worth, so pretty much just another episode of Gardy's adventures!

Scenes from a NOT-season, Volume 2

When it's on-season, you're playing baseball. When it's off-season, you're thinking about playing baseball. When you're a fired manager with no new job? It's a NOT-season.

Scenes from a NOT-season, Volume 1

When it's on-season, you're playing baseball. When it's off-season, you're thinking about playing baseball. When you're a fired manager with no new job? It's a NOT-season.

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Gardenhire Grooms Four-Year-Olds for the Show

The Twins are starting a youth academy...kinda.

Gardenhire: Coors Light Pyramid 'Almost Done'

"I might go to the Redbox later."

Gardenhire: Morrissey Needs to Man Up

The Twins manager speaks his mind about the British alt-rock legend's string of cancellations.

PARODY: Gardy Calls Torii

Twinkie Town recovers a transcript from a late-night call between Minnesota Twins manager and new Detroit Tiger Torii Hunter, between the hours of 2:12 and 2:16am.

EXCLUSIVE: The Gardenhire/Punto Text Messages

Ron Gardenhire sent a congratulatory text to Nick Punto after the Cardinals won the World Series. TwinkieTown has the exclusive transcript.

Ron Gardenhire Learns About Comic-Con

Ron Gardenhire reacts to the existence of Comic-Con, and other notes from Twins Territory.

Gardy and Anderson Discuss the Harry Potter Movie

What Ron Gardenhire and Rick Anderson talk about when they talk about Harry Potter.

Things That Baffle and/or Amuse Ron Gardenhire

Ron Gardenhire seems highly amused and/or baffled by Twitter, the internet and technology in general. Here's a list of other things that elicit that reaction from the Twins skipper.

Ron Gardenhire's Five Stages of Losing Nick Punto

Nick Punto, Ron Gardenhire's favorite, has left the organization for good, signing a deal with St. Louis. Poor Gardy has to go through the stages of grief.