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Spooky season in Twins Territory

What terrifies Minnesota Twins opponents?

Rocco Baldelli: My new title is ‘King’

Big changes are coming to the Twins clubhouse

Twins Find Surprising Silver Lining on Disappointing Road Trip

Despite struggles on the field, the Twins took advantage of the chance to scout other teams

Twas The Night Before Baseball...

An opening day dream for Rocco Baldelli

Theme nights announced for 2023, here are the ones that just missed the cut

These could have been so much fun!

The Case for Miguel Sano

Does the big man deserve another chance?

An oral history of Twins’ Joes

A veritable celebration of old-timey ballplayers!

Jake Cave “confused” by existence of Old Bay seasoning

"Where the F**k is the ranch?

Viral Facebook Campaign Encourages Twins Fans to Feed Carlos Correa

Fans on social media advocate a novel approach to retaining free agents.

Awakening from coma, Twins fan asks “what the hell happened”


Teaching Jorge Lopez about “The Twins Way®”, a short play

Current and old friends unite to inform the new closer on the way things are done in Twins Territory.

What if the Twins formed a roster only with alliterative-name players?

Inspired by Byron Buxton and Carlos Correa

Twinkie Town Investigation: Did Ryan Jeffers get a Perm?

The important, hard hitting questions are finally being asked.

The Wally Holland Stats Leaderboards

Because the MLB players are locked out and we need fun content

Welcome to the club, newbie

An MLB Alternative to the Winter Classic

I’m not saying it’s a good idea, but I’m also not saying it’s a bad one.

The twelve days of Twins-mas

A beloved carol

Scenes from an off-season, volume the next

Willians Astudillo finds success by slowing down

Some key adjustments have unlocked a new level of performance in 2021. Is this success sustainable?

The ballad of Rowdy and Steve

In which we visit the life of a small-town Wisconsin deputy and his white-trash cousin

The Twins are technically still in it.

Magic number is currently 65.

And now a bunch of words from Dave St. Peter.

Imma read between the lines for you guys.

Kent Hrbek disappointed to discover the Twins traded for John Gant; had been practicing “sweet wrasslin’ takedowns”

Trevor Plouffe implies awkward things about recently-traded former teammate

Twinkie Town dot com after dark

Iowa things that shocked Brent Rooker

Besides the amount of corn

The Twins, but as Pro Wrestlers

The Twins stink, so why not...

Mike Redmond: Story lost because he was wearing pants

Predictions for the Mauer charity home run challenge—this is how it will play out

These are my predictions and in no way factual.

Twins Twitter suggests better things for Matt Shoemaker to do for a living

Better than "losing more games for the Twins"

Signs the Twins are getting ready for a fire sale

Read the omens, folks. Its not good.

Guess who’s coming to (baseball) dinner?

Which Twins figure would you want to break bread with?

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