Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
What if the Twins formed a roster only with alliterative-name players?
Inspired by Byron Buxton and Carlos Correa
Twinkie Town Investigation: Did Ryan Jeffers get a Perm?
The important, hard hitting questions are finally being asked.
The Wally Holland Stats Leaderboards
Because the MLB players are locked out and we need fun content
An MLB Alternative to the Winter Classic
I’m not saying it’s a good idea, but I’m also not saying it’s a bad one.
The twelve days of Twins-mas
A beloved carol
Willians Astudillo finds success by slowing down
Some key adjustments have unlocked a new level of performance in 2021. Is this success sustainable?
The ballad of Rowdy and Steve
In which we visit the life of a small-town Wisconsin deputy and his white-trash cousin
The Twins are technically still in it.
Magic number is currently 65.
And now a bunch of words from Dave St. Peter.
Imma read between the lines for you guys.
Trevor Plouffe implies awkward things about recently-traded former teammate
Twinkie Town dot com after dark
Iowa things that shocked Brent Rooker
Besides the amount of corn
The Twins, but as Pro Wrestlers
The Twins stink, so why not...
Predictions for the Mauer charity home run challenge—this is how it will play out
These are my predictions and in no way factual.
Twins Twitter suggests better things for Matt Shoemaker to do for a living
Better than "losing more games for the Twins"
Signs the Twins are getting ready for a fire sale
Read the omens, folks. Its not good.
Guess who’s coming to (baseball) dinner?
Which Twins figure would you want to break bread with?
Kyle Garlick orders a pizza
Or at least he tries to.
Calvin Griffith runs the numbers
and gives some advice for the 2021 squad
Little-known facts about the current Twins
That are entirely made up and not at all true
Early season slump all part of the plan, says Rocco Baldelli
The Twins manager says that the team has been losing to help them create an "underdog" narrative
How to watch the 2021 Minnesota Twins (Updated.)
Serious guide to watching a great team.
A list of 30 terrible things that are still better than MLB’s extra-innings rules
Because putting a runner on second to begin extra innings isn’t real baseball
NOBODY PANIC! It’s just one game.
Let’s look on the bright side, shall we?
Twins, Twiggy the Water-Skiing Squirrel ink one-year deal
It's gonna be nuts!
Ouch, Our own parent site seems to have forgotten we exist.
Or at least that the Twins do