Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Theme nights announced for 2023, here are the ones that just missed the cut
These could have been so much fun!
An oral history of Twins’ Joes
A veritable celebration of old-timey ballplayers!
Jake Cave “confused” by existence of Old Bay seasoning
"Where the F**k is the ranch?
Viral Facebook Campaign Encourages Twins Fans to Feed Carlos Correa
Fans on social media advocate a novel approach to retaining free agents.
Teaching Jorge Lopez about “The Twins Way®”, a short play
Current and old friends unite to inform the new closer on the way things are done in Twins Territory.
What if the Twins formed a roster only with alliterative-name players?
Inspired by Byron Buxton and Carlos Correa
Twinkie Town Investigation: Did Ryan Jeffers get a Perm?
The important, hard hitting questions are finally being asked.
The Wally Holland Stats Leaderboards
Because the MLB players are locked out and we need fun content
An MLB Alternative to the Winter Classic
I’m not saying it’s a good idea, but I’m also not saying it’s a bad one.
Willians Astudillo finds success by slowing down
Some key adjustments have unlocked a new level of performance in 2021. Is this success sustainable?
The ballad of Rowdy and Steve
In which we visit the life of a small-town Wisconsin deputy and his white-trash cousin
Trevor Plouffe implies awkward things about recently-traded former teammate
Twinkie Town dot com after dark
Predictions for the Mauer charity home run challenge—this is how it will play out
These are my predictions and in no way factual.
Twins Twitter suggests better things for Matt Shoemaker to do for a living
Better than "losing more games for the Twins"
Guess who’s coming to (baseball) dinner?
Which Twins figure would you want to break bread with?
Little-known facts about the current Twins
That are entirely made up and not at all true