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Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor

Ouch, Our own parent site seems to have forgotten we exist.

Or at least that the Twins do

2021, the Dead Ball Era 2.0?

What’s old is new again

Twinkie Town’s annual Twins roster anagrams

Nordic Kong and A Naked Meat

The real reason Minnesota added Matt Shoemaker

Players named "Matt" are a key piece of the Twins strategy

Thad Levine making “darn good stew” for dinner on Saturday

damn it, Siri.

Twinkie Town wordsmith laments lack of “J. A. Happ” anagrams

A Twinkie Town exclusive about Twinkie Town.

Twins move on from Bauer, seek Baurer or Baurest to remain competitive

a new market inefficiency!

What does the J.A. in “J.A. Happ” stand for?

We have some possiblities

Bring Big Sexy back

The Twins should sign Bartolo Colon, because what could possibly go wrong with this idea

Rocco Baldelli’s annual performance review

A couple new mentors enter the picture

Grading the 2020 Twins: Bert Blyleven’s cardboard head cutout

It brought more troubles than any of the other cutouts.

Cuddyer “Shoo-In” on Hall of Fame Ballot

but not the MLB one

Twins eyeing “unconventional” utility infielder options for 2021

Exclusive: The Eddie Rosario MVP voter

Learn more about the person who could make such a choice

Twinkie Town’s “Best of Ron Gardenhire”

Celebrating Gardy

Tales from a Not-Season: It’s been a hell of a ride

LNP bids Gardy adieu

Twins fans say farewell to Mauer, welcome Jeffers with open arms

Move over, Mauer! There’s a new kid in town!

“Got Milk” has come out of retirement—should Joe Mauer be next?

Milk and Mauer — is there a more classic duo?

Local bandwagon fan “super excited” to hear that Vargas is back with Twins

"Those mid-2010s Twins teams were damn good!"

T.C. Bear to join Twins rotation

The starting rotation depth is dwindling...

Ghosts of past Twins enjoying baseball without corporeal interference

Turns out there have been fans in the stands THE WHOLE TIME.

MLB announces new style of releasing regular season schedules

Gas up and get yer boots on!

Baseball for Absolute Dummies

Relearn the ins and outs of Baseball with this EXLUSIVE video course!

MLB Team Names Judged By Backyard Awfulness

AKA, would you rather see an Diamondback rattler or Blue Jay bird outside your door? And nobody’s reading sports blogs anyhoo, so why not.

Eddie Rosario terrified by Easter Bunny; hits many home runs

A morale boosting gesture goes wrong, then right.

The Minnesota Twins, anagrammed

Polite Shrew, Maybe Her Oil, and John Adds Loons

Twins NRIs competing in battle royale for roster spot

Two men enter... no, twelve... no, twenty-three... y’know, forget it.

Manfred is actually the quintessential parent from your middle school days

There’s no "eye-for-an-eye" in the Manfred world.

Recent Yelp reviews of the Boston Red Sox front office

An influx of ratings appeared the past couple of weeks.

Donaldson signs with the Twins thanks to your grandmother’s famous hotdish

He’s a hungry man, what can I say?

An exclusive look at Josh Donaldson’s internet search history

Behind the thought process of a star free agent

Randy Dobnak would like you to know he is not your HR rep