Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Little-known facts about the current Twins
That are entirely made up and not at all true
Early season slump all part of the plan, says Rocco Baldelli
The Twins manager says that the team has been losing to help them create an "underdog" narrative
How to watch the 2021 Minnesota Twins (Updated.)
Serious guide to watching a great team.
A list of 30 terrible things that are still better than MLB’s extra-innings rules
Because putting a runner on second to begin extra innings isn’t real baseball
Twins, Twiggy the Water-Skiing Squirrel ink one-year deal
It's gonna be nuts!
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38 Tasks Lew Ford Performed on Fiverr During the Canceled 2020 Baseball Season
Ouch, Our own parent site seems to have forgotten we exist.
Or at least that the Twins do
The real reason Minnesota added Matt Shoemaker
Players named "Matt" are a key piece of the Twins strategy
Twinkie Town wordsmith laments lack of “J. A. Happ” anagrams
A Twinkie Town exclusive about Twinkie Town.
Twins move on from Bauer, seek Baurer or Baurest to remain competitive
a new market inefficiency!
Bring Big Sexy back
The Twins should sign Bartolo Colon, because what could possibly go wrong with this idea
Grading the 2020 Twins: Bert Blyleven’s cardboard head cutout
It brought more troubles than any of the other cutouts.
Exclusive: The Eddie Rosario MVP voter
Learn more about the person who could make such a choice
Twins fans say farewell to Mauer, welcome Jeffers with open arms
Move over, Mauer! There’s a new kid in town!
“Got Milk” has come out of retirement—should Joe Mauer be next?
Milk and Mauer — is there a more classic duo?
Local bandwagon fan “super excited” to hear that Vargas is back with Twins
"Those mid-2010s Twins teams were damn good!"
T.C. Bear to join Twins rotation
The starting rotation depth is dwindling...
Ghosts of past Twins enjoying baseball without corporeal interference
Turns out there have been fans in the stands THE WHOLE TIME.
MLB announces new style of releasing regular season schedules
Gas up and get yer boots on!
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If it's accurate that four-fifths of the Minnesota Twins' 2024 starting rotation has been established, then the question arises: who will fill the fifth spot in what is presumed to be a five-man ro...
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