Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor
Ouch, Our own parent site seems to have forgotten we exist.
Or at least that the Twins do
2021, the Dead Ball Era 2.0?
What’s old is new again
Twinkie Town’s annual Twins roster anagrams
Nordic Kong and A Naked Meat
The real reason Minnesota added Matt Shoemaker
Players named "Matt" are a key piece of the Twins strategy
Thad Levine making “darn good stew” for dinner on Saturday
damn it, Siri.
Twinkie Town wordsmith laments lack of “J. A. Happ” anagrams
A Twinkie Town exclusive about Twinkie Town.
Twins move on from Bauer, seek Baurer or Baurest to remain competitive
a new market inefficiency!
What does the J.A. in “J.A. Happ” stand for?
We have some possiblities
Bring Big Sexy back
The Twins should sign Bartolo Colon, because what could possibly go wrong with this idea
Rocco Baldelli’s annual performance review
A couple new mentors enter the picture
Grading the 2020 Twins: Bert Blyleven’s cardboard head cutout
It brought more troubles than any of the other cutouts.
Cuddyer “Shoo-In” on Hall of Fame Ballot
but not the MLB one
Exclusive: The Eddie Rosario MVP voter
Learn more about the person who could make such a choice
Twinkie Town’s “Best of Ron Gardenhire”
Celebrating Gardy
Tales from a Not-Season: It’s been a hell of a ride
LNP bids Gardy adieu
Twins fans say farewell to Mauer, welcome Jeffers with open arms
Move over, Mauer! There’s a new kid in town!
“Got Milk” has come out of retirement—should Joe Mauer be next?
Milk and Mauer — is there a more classic duo?
Local bandwagon fan “super excited” to hear that Vargas is back with Twins
"Those mid-2010s Twins teams were damn good!"
T.C. Bear to join Twins rotation
The starting rotation depth is dwindling...
Ghosts of past Twins enjoying baseball without corporeal interference
Turns out there have been fans in the stands THE WHOLE TIME.
MLB announces new style of releasing regular season schedules
Gas up and get yer boots on!
Baseball for Absolute Dummies
Relearn the ins and outs of Baseball with this EXLUSIVE video course!
MLB Team Names Judged By Backyard Awfulness
AKA, would you rather see an Diamondback rattler or Blue Jay bird outside your door? And nobody’s reading sports blogs anyhoo, so why not.
Eddie Rosario terrified by Easter Bunny; hits many home runs
A morale boosting gesture goes wrong, then right.
The Minnesota Twins, anagrammed
Polite Shrew, Maybe Her Oil, and John Adds Loons
Twins NRIs competing in battle royale for roster spot
Two men enter... no, twelve... no, twenty-three... y’know, forget it.
Manfred is actually the quintessential parent from your middle school days
There’s no "eye-for-an-eye" in the Manfred world.
Recent Yelp reviews of the Boston Red Sox front office
An influx of ratings appeared the past couple of weeks.
Donaldson signs with the Twins thanks to your grandmother’s famous hotdish
He’s a hungry man, what can I say?
An exclusive look at Josh Donaldson’s internet search history
Behind the thought process of a star free agent
