Scenes from an Offseason

Ehire Adrianza is back, baby

The utility player is back for 2019. Who else is? Well, nobody yet. That was more rhetorical than anything.

By RandBall's Stu November 30, 2018

17 questions about Twin Peaks for new Twins manager Rocco Baldelli

The owls are not what they seem. Or are they, Rocco?

By RandBall's Stu October 26, 2018

A Twinsgiving story

The entire Twins family has gathered for Thanksgiving Dinner, with some special guests...

By Thomas Reinking November 23, 2017

The Miracle That Is Kent Hrbek's Twitter Account

A rigorous, peer-reviewed study of the wonders that exist on Kent Hrbek's Twitter account.

By RandBall's Stu February 6, 2015

Scenes from an Offseason: Thanksgiving & the Twins

Happy Thanksgiving to you, wherever you are, from all of us here at Twinkie Town.

By Jesse Lund November 27, 2014

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Scenes from an Offseason: A New Hope

Wayback commissions the latest in the Scenes from an Offseason anthology, in which Gardy pays a visit to an isolated building in the middle of nowhere.

By wayback January 30, 2014

Scenes From An Offseason: Volume 10

The Twins are venturing into a new frontier: Signing big moderate free agents.

By Andrew Bryzgornia November 17, 2013

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Unauthorized Ripoff: Scenes from an Offseason

Community member wayback is inspired by Jon Marthaler's popular series, and brings back an old friend.

By wayback November 11, 2013

Scenes From An Offseason, Volume 9

And so we face the final curtain.

By Jon Marthaler November 4, 2013

Scenes From An Offseason, Volume 8

Ron Gardenhire faces his moment of truth.

By Jon Marthaler September 30, 2013

Scenes From An Offseason, Volume 7

In this edition of Scenes From An Offseason, the Twins head out for the 53rd annual Twins Winter Caravan - and hijinks ensue.

By Jon Marthaler January 14, 2013

Scenes from an Offseason: Winter Meetings

We review the Winter Meetings, through the magic of the screenplay. Cast, in order of appearance: Pat Gillick, Ruben Amaro, Terry Ryan, Rob Antony, Assembled Masses.

By Jon Marthaler December 10, 2012

Scenes from an Offseason, Volume 5

And now, we enter the long cold winter of the offseason, which we plan to deal with the same as last year: by making up more absurd tales of the Twins.

By Jon Marthaler October 29, 2012

Scenes From An Offseason, Volume 4

In our latest fictional imagining from the Twins offseason, Tsuyoshi Nishioka didn't get his spring training info, and Matt Capps breaks some stuff.

By Jon Marthaler February 6, 2012

Scenes From An Offseason, Volume 3

The third installment of stories from the Twins' offseason.

By Jon Marthaler January 9, 2012

Scenes From An Offseason, Volume 2

We've got a long, baseball-free winter ahead. Here's our second installment of what we imagine the Twins are getting up to this offseason.

By Jon Marthaler October 31, 2011

Scenes From An Offseason, Volume 1

The ALCS and the NLCS go on... but for the Twins, the offseason has begun. A (fictionalized) look at what several Twins figures are doing this offseason.

By Jon Marthaler October 10, 2011